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1 According to all known laws
2 of aviation,
3
4 there is no way a bee
5 should be able to fly.
6
7 Its wings are too small to get
8 its fat little body off the ground.
9
10 The bee, of course, flies anyway
11
12 because bees don't care
13 what humans think is impossible.
14
15 Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
16 Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
17
18 Ooh, black and yellow!
19 Let's shake it up a little.
20
21 Barry! Breakfast is ready!
22
23 Coming!
24
25 Hang on a second.
26
27 Hello?
28
29 - Barry?
30 - Adam?
31
32 - Can you believe this is happening?
33 - I can't. I'll pick you up.
34
35 Looking sharp.
36
37 Use the stairs. Your father
38 paid good money for those.
39
40 Sorry. I'm excited.
41
42 Here's the graduate.
43 We're very proud of you, son.
44
45 A perfect report card, all B's.
46
47 Very proud.
48
49 Ma! I got a thing going here.
50
51 - You got lint on your fuzz.
52 - Ow! That's me!
53
54 - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
55 - Bye!
56
57 Barry, I told you,
58 stop flying in the house!
59
60 - Hey, Adam.
61 - Hey, Barry.
62
63 - Is that fuzz gel?
64 - A little. Special day, graduation.
65
66 Never thought I'd make it.
67
68 Three days grade school,
69 three days high school.
70
71 Those were awkward.
72
73 Three days college. I'm glad I took
74 a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
75
76 You did come back different.
77
78 - Hi, Barry.
79 - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
80
81 - Hear about Frankie?
82 - Yeah.
83
84 - You going to the funeral?
85 - No, I'm not going.
86
87 Everybody knows,
88 sting someone, you die.
89
90 Don't waste it on a squirrel.
91 Such a hothead.
92
93 I guess he could have
94 just gotten out of the way.
95
96 I love this incorporating
97 an amusement park into our day.
98
99 That's why we don't need vacations.
100
101 Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
102 under the circumstances.
103
104 - Well, Adam, today we are men.
105 - We are!
106
107 - Bee-men.
108 - Amen!
109
110 Hallelujah!
111
112 Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
113
114 please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
115
116 Welcome, New Hive City
117 graduating class of...
118
119 ...9:15.
120
121 That concludes our ceremonies.
122
123 And begins your career
124 at Honex Industries!
125
126 Will we pick ourjob today?
127
128 I heard it's just orientation.
129
130 Heads up! Here we go.
131
132 Keep your hands and antennas
133 inside the tram at all times.
134
135 - Wonder what it'll be like?
136 - A little scary.
137
138 Welcome to Honex,
139 a division of Honesco
140
141 and a part of the Hexagon Group.
142
143 This is it!
144
145 Wow.
146
147 Wow.
148
149 We know that you, as a bee,
150 have worked your whole life
151
152 to get to the point where you
153 can work for your whole life.
154
155 Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
156 Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
157
158 Our top-secret formula
159
160 is automatically color-corrected,
161 scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
162
163 into this soothing sweet syrup
164
165 with its distinctive
166 golden glow you know as...
167
168 Honey!
169
170 - That girl was hot.
171 - She's my cousin!
172
173 - She is?
174 - Yes, we're all cousins.
175
176 - Right. You're right.
177 - At Honex, we constantly strive
178
179 to improve every aspect
180 of bee existence.
181
182 These bees are stress-testing
183 a new helmet technology.
184
185 - What do you think he makes?
186 - Not enough.
187
188 Here we have our latest advancement,
189 the Krelman.
190
191 - What does that do?
192 - Catches that little strand of honey
193
194 that hangs after you pour it.
195 Saves us millions.
196
197 Can anyone work on the Krelman?
198
199 Of course. Most bee jobs are
200 small ones. But bees know
201
202 that every small job,
203 if it's done well, means a lot.
204
205 But choose carefully
206
207 because you'll stay in the job
208 you pick for the rest of your life.
209
210 The same job the rest of your life?
211 I didn't know that.
212
213 What's the difference?
214
215 You'll be happy to know that bees,
216 as a species, haven't had one day off
217
218 in 27 million years.
219
220 So you'll just work us to death?
221
222 We'll sure try.
223
224 Wow! That blew my mind!
225
226 "What's the difference?"
227 How can you say that?
228
229 One job forever?
230 That's an insane choice to have to make.
231
232 I'm relieved. Now we only have
233 to make one decision in life.
234
235 But, Adam, how could they
236 never have told us that?
237
238 Why would you question anything?
239 We're bees.
240
241 We're the most perfectly
242 functioning society on Earth.
243
244 You ever think maybe things
245 work a little too well here?
246
247 Like what? Give me one example.
248
249 I don't know. But you know
250 what I'm talking about.
251
252 Please clear the gate.
253 Royal Nectar Force on approach.
254
255 Wait a second. Check it out.
256
257 - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
258 - Wow.
259
260 I've never seen them this close.
261
262 They know what it's like
263 outside the hive.
264
265 Yeah, but some don't come back.
266
267 - Hey, Jocks!
268 - Hi, Jocks!
269
270 You guys did great!
271
272 You're monsters!
273 You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
274
275 - I wonder where they were.
276 - I don't know.
277
278 Their day's not planned.
279
280 Outside the hive, flying who knows
281 where, doing who knows what.
282
283 You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
284 Jock. You have to be bred for that.
285
286 Right.
287
288 Look. That's more pollen
289 than you and I will see in a lifetime.
290
291 It's just a status symbol.
292 Bees make too much of it.
293
294 Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
295 and the ladies see you wearing it.
296
297 Those ladies?
298 Aren't they our cousins too?
299
300 Distant. Distant.
301
302 Look at these two.
303
304 - Couple of Hive Harrys.
305 - Let's have fun with them.
306
307 It must be dangerous
308 being a Pollen Jock.
309
310 Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
311 against a mushroom!
312
313 He had a paw on my throat,
314 and with the other, he was slapping me!
315
316 - Oh, my!
317 - I never thought I'd knock him out.
318
319 What were you doing during this?
320
321 Trying to alert the authorities.
322
323 I can autograph that.
324
325 A little gusty out there today,
326 wasn't it, comrades?
327
328 Yeah. Gusty.
329
330 We're hitting a sunflower patch
331 six miles from here tomorrow.
332
333 - Six miles, huh?
334 - Barry!
335
336 A puddle jump for us,
337 but maybe you're not up for it.
338
339 - Maybe I am.
340 - You are not!
341
342 We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
343
344 What do you think, buzzy-boy?
345 Are you bee enough?
346
347 I might be. It all depends
348 on what 0900 means.
349
350 Hey, Honex!
351
352 Dad, you surprised me.
353
354 You decide what you're interested in?
355
356 - Well, there's a lot of choices.
357 - But you only get one.
358
359 Do you ever get bored
360 doing the same job every day?
361
362 Son, let me tell you about stirring.
363
364 You grab that stick, and you just
365 move it around, and you stir it around.
366
367 You get yourself into a rhythm.
368 It's a beautiful thing.
369
370 You know, Dad,
371 the more I think about it,
372
373 maybe the honey field
374 just isn't right for me.
375
376 You were thinking of what,
377 making balloon animals?
378
379 That's a bad job
380 for a guy with a stinger.
381
382 Janet, your son's not sure
383 he wants to go into honey!
384
385 - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
386 - I'm not trying to be funny.
387
388 You're not funny! You're going
389 into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
390
391 - You're gonna be a stirrer?
392 - No one's listening to me!
393
394 Wait till you see the sticks I have.
395
396 I could say anything right now.
397 I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
398
399 Let's open some honey and celebrate!
400
401 Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
402 Shave my antennae.
403
404 Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
405 a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
406
407 I'm so proud.
408
409 - We're starting work today!
410 - Today's the day.
411
412 Come on! All the good jobs
413 will be gone.
414
415 Yeah, right.
416
417 Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
418 stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
419
420 - Is it still available?
421 - Hang on. Two left!
422
423 One of them's yours! Congratulations!
424 Step to the side.
425
426 - What'd you get?
427 - Picking crud out. Stellar!
428
429 Wow!
430
431 Couple of newbies?
432
433 Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
434
435 Make your choice.
436
437 - You want to go first?
438 - No, you go.
439
440 Oh, my. What's available?
441
442 Restroom attendant's open,
443 not for the reason you think.
444
445 - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
446 - Sure, you're on.
447
448 I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
449
450 Wax monkey's always open.
451
452 The Krelman opened up again.
453
454 What happened?
455
456 A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
457 He's dead. Another dead one.
458
459 Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
460
461 Dead from the neck up.
462 Dead from the neck down. That's life!
463
464 Oh, this is so hard!
465
466 Heating, cooling,
467 stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
468
469 humming, inspector number seven,
470 lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
471
472 mite wrangler. Barry, what
473 do you think I should... Barry?
474
475 Barry!
476
477 All right, we've got the sunflower patch
478 in quadrant nine...
479
480 What happened to you?
481 Where are you?
482
483 - I'm going out.
484 - Out? Out where?
485
486 - Out there.
487 - Oh, no!
488
489 I have to, before I go
490 to work for the rest of my life.
491
492 You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
493
494 Another call coming in.
495
496 If anyone's feeling brave,
497 there's a Korean deli on 83rd
498
499 that gets their roses today.
500
501 Hey, guys.
502
503 - Look at that.
504 - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
505
506 Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
507
508 It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
509
510 Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
511
512 Sign here, here. Just initial that.
513
514 - Thank you.
515 - OK.
516
517 You got a rain advisory today,
518
519 and as you all know,
520 bees cannot fly in rain.
521
522 So be careful. As always,
523 watch your brooms,
524
525 hockey sticks, dogs,
526 birds, bears and bats.
527
528 Also, I got a couple of reports
529 of root beer being poured on us.
530
531 Murphy's in a home because of it,
532 babbling like a cicada!
533
534 - That's awful.
535 - And a reminder for you rookies,
536
537 bee law number one,
538 absolutely no talking to humans!
539
540 All right, launch positions!
541
542 Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
543 buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
544
545 Black and yellow!
546
547 Hello!
548
549 You ready for this, hot shot?
550
551 Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
552
553 Wind, check.
554
555 - Antennae, check.
556 - Nectar pack, check.
557
558 - Wings, check.
559 - Stinger, check.
560
561 Scared out of my shorts, check.
562
563 OK, ladies,
564
565 let's move it out!
566
567 Pound those petunias,
568 you striped stem-suckers!
569
570 All of you, drain those flowers!
571
572 Wow! I'm out!
573
574 I can't believe I'm out!
575
576 So blue.
577
578 I feel so fast and free!
579
580 Box kite!
581
582 Wow!
583
584 Flowers!
585
586 This is Blue Leader.
587 We have roses visual.
588
589 Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
590
591 Roses!
592
593 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
594
595 Stand to the side, kid.
596 It's got a bit of a kick.
597
598 That is one nectar collector!
599
600 - Ever see pollination up close?
601 - No, sir.
602
603 I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
604 over here. Maybe a dash over there,
605
606 a pinch on that one.
607 See that? It's a little bit of magic.
608
609 That's amazing. Why do we do that?
610
611 That's pollen power. More pollen, more
612 flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
613
614 Cool.
615
616 I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
617 Could be daisies. Don't we need those?
618
619 Copy that visual.
620
621 Wait. One of these flowers
622 seems to be on the move.
623
624 Say again? You're reporting
625 a moving flower?
626
627 Affirmative.
628
629 That was on the line!
630
631 This is the coolest. What is it?
632
633 I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
634
635 It smells good.
636 Not like a flower, but I like it.
637
638 Yeah, fuzzy.
639
640 Chemical-y.
641
642 Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
643
644 My sweet lord of bees!
645
646 Candy-brain, get off there!
647
648 Problem!
649
650 - Guys!
651 - This could be bad.
652
653 Affirmative.
654
655 Very close.
656
657 Gonna hurt.
658
659 Mama's little boy.
660
661 You are way out of position, rookie!
662
663 Coming in at you like a missile!
664
665 Help me!
666
667 I don't think these are flowers.
668
669 - Should we tell him?
670 - I think he knows.
671
672 What is this?!
673
674 Match point!
675
676 You can start packing up, honey,
677 because you're about to eat it!
678
679 Yowser!
680
681 Gross.
682
683 There's a bee in the car!
684
685 - Do something!
686 - I'm driving!
687
688 - Hi, bee.
689 - He's back here!
690
691 He's going to sting me!
692
693 Nobody move. If you don't move,
694 he won't sting you. Freeze!
695
696 He blinked!
697
698 Spray him, Granny!
699
700 What are you doing?!
701
702 Wow... the tension level
703 out here is unbelievable.
704
705 I gotta get home.
706
707 Can't fly in rain.
708
709 Can't fly in rain.
710
711 Can't fly in rain.
712
713 Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
714
715 Ken, could you close
716 the window please?
717
718 Ken, could you close
719 the window please?
720
721 Check out my new resume.
722 I made it into a fold-out brochure.
723
724 You see? Folds out.
725
726 Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
727
728 What was that?
729
730 Maybe this time. This time. This time.
731 This time! This time! This...
732
733 Drapes!
734
735 That is diabolical.
736
737 It's fantastic. It's got all my special
738 skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
739
740 What's number one? Star Wars?
741
742 Nah, I don't go for that...
743
744 ...kind of stuff.
745
746 No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
747 They're out of their minds.
748
749 When I leave a job interview, they're
750 flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
751
752 There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
753
754 I don't remember the sun
755 having a big 75 on it.
756
757 I predicted global warming.
758
759 I could feel it getting hotter.
760 At first I thought it was just me.
761
762 Wait! Stop! Bee!
763
764 Stand back. These are winter boots.
765
766 Wait!
767
768 Don't kill him!
769
770 You know I'm allergic to them!
771 This thing could kill me!
772
773 Why does his life have
774 less value than yours?
775
776 Why does his life have any less value
777 than mine? Is that your statement?
778
779 I'm just saying all life has value. You
780 don't know what he's capable of feeling.
781
782 My brochure!
783
784 There you go, little guy.
785
786 I'm not scared of him.
787 It's an allergic thing.
788
789 Put that on your resume brochure.
790
791 My whole face could puff up.
792
793 Make it one of your special skills.
794
795 Knocking someone out
796 is also a special skill.
797
798 Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
799
800 - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
801 - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
802
803 - You could put carob chips on there.
804 - Bye.
805
806 - Supposed to be less calories.
807 - Bye.
808
809 I gotta say something.
810
811 She saved my life.
812 I gotta say something.
813
814 All right, here it goes.
815
816 Nah.
817
818 What would I say?
819
820 I could really get in trouble.
821
822 It's a bee law.
823 You're not supposed to talk to a human.
824
825 I can't believe I'm doing this.
826
827 I've got to.
828
829 Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
830
831 No. Yes. No.
832
833 Do it. I can't.
834
835 How should I start it?
836 "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
837
838 Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
839
840 Hi!
841
842 I'm sorry.
843
844 - You're talking.
845 - Yes, I know.
846
847 You're talking!
848
849 I'm so sorry.
850
851 No, it's OK. It's fine.
852 I know I'm dreaming.
853
854 But I don't recall going to bed.
855
856 Well, I'm sure this
857 is very disconcerting.
858
859 This is a bit of a surprise to me.
860 I mean, you're a bee!
861
862 I am. And I'm not supposed
863 to be doing this,
864
865 but they were all trying to kill me.
866
867 And if it wasn't for you...
868
869 I had to thank you.
870 It's just how I was raised.
871
872 That was a little weird.
873
874 - I'm talking with a bee.
875 - Yeah.
876
877 I'm talking to a bee.
878 And the bee is talking to me!
879
880 I just want to say I'm grateful.
881 I'll leave now.
882
883 - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
884 - What?
885
886 The talking thing.
887
888 Same way you did, I guess.
889 "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
890
891 - That's very funny.
892 - Yeah.
893
894 Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
895 we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
896
897 Anyway...
898
899 Can I...
900
901 ...get you something?
902 - Like what?
903
904 I don't know. I mean...
905 I don't know. Coffee?
906
907 I don't want to put you out.
908
909 It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
910
911 - It's just coffee.
912 - I hate to impose.
913
914 - Don't be ridiculous!
915 - Actually, I would love a cup.
916
917 Hey, you want rum cake?
918
919 - I shouldn't.
920 - Have some.
921
922 - No, I can't.
923 - Come on!
924
925 I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
926
927 - Where?
928 - These stripes don't help.
929
930 You look great!
931
932 I don't know if you know
933 anything about fashion.
934
935 Are you all right?
936
937 No.
938
939 He's making the tie in the cab
940 as they're flying up Madison.
941
942 He finally gets there.
943
944 He runs up the steps into the church.
945 The wedding is on.
946
947 And he says, "Watermelon?
948 I thought you said Guatemalan.
949
950 Why would I marry a watermelon?"
951
952 Is that a bee joke?
953
954 That's the kind of stuff we do.
955
956 Yeah, different.
957
958 So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
959
960 About work? I don't know.
961
962 I want to do my part for the hive,
963 but I can't do it the way they want.
964
965 I know how you feel.
966
967 - You do?
968 - Sure.
969
970 My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
971 a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
972
973 - Really?
974 - My only interest is flowers.
975
976 Our new queen was just elected
977 with that same campaign slogan.
978
979 Anyway, if you look...
980
981 There's my hive right there. See it?
982
983 You're in Sheep Meadow!
984
985 Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
986
987 No way! I know that area.
988 I lost a toe ring there once.
989
990 - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
991 - Why not?
992
993 - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
994 - Maybe I'll try that.
995
996 - You all right, ma'am?
997 - Oh, yeah. Fine.
998
999 Just having two cups of coffee!
1000
1001 Anyway, this has been great.
1002 Thanks for the coffee.
1003
1004 Yeah, it's no trouble.
1005
1006 Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
1007 I'd be up the rest of my life.
1008
1009 Are you...?
1010
1011 Can I take a piece of this with me?
1012
1013 Sure! Here, have a crumb.
1014
1015 - Thanks!
1016 - Yeah.
1017
1018 All right. Well, then...
1019 I guess I'll see you around.
1020
1021 Or not.
1022
1023 OK, Barry.
1024
1025 And thank you
1026 so much again... for before.
1027
1028 Oh, that? That was nothing.
1029
1030 Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
1031
1032 This can't possibly work.
1033
1034 He's all set to go.
1035 We may as well try it.
1036
1037 OK, Dave, pull the chute.
1038
1039 - Sounds amazing.
1040 - It was amazing!
1041
1042 It was the scariest,
1043 happiest moment of my life.
1044
1045 Humans! I can't believe
1046 you were with humans!
1047
1048 Giant, scary humans!
1049 What were they like?
1050
1051 Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
1052
1053 They eat crazy giant things.
1054 They drive crazy.
1055
1056 - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
1057 - Some of them. But some of them don't.
1058
1059 - How'd you get back?
1060 - Poodle.
1061
1062 You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
1063 whatever you wanted to see.
1064
1065 You had your "experience." Now you
1066 can pick out yourjob and be normal.
1067
1068 - Well...
1069 - Well?
1070
1071 Well, I met someone.
1072
1073 You did? Was she Bee-ish?
1074
1075 - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
1076 - No, no, no, not a wasp.
1077
1078 - Spider?
1079 - I'm not attracted to spiders.
1080
1081 I know it's the hottest thing,
1082 with the eight legs and all.
1083
1084 I can't get by that face.
1085
1086 So who is she?
1087
1088 She's... human.
1089
1090 No, no. That's a bee law.
1091 You wouldn't break a bee law.
1092
1093 - Her name's Vanessa.
1094 - Oh, boy.
1095
1096 She's so nice. And she's a florist!
1097
1098 Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
1099
1100 We're not dating.
1101
1102 You're flying outside the hive, talking
1103 to humans that attack our homes
1104
1105 with power washers and M-80s!
1106 One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
1107
1108 She saved my life!
1109 And she understands me.
1110
1111 This is over!
1112
1113 Eat this.
1114
1115 This is not over! What was that?
1116
1117 - They call it a crumb.
1118 - It was so stingin' stripey!
1119
1120 And that's not what they eat.
1121 That's what falls off what they eat!
1122
1123 - You know what a Cinnabon is?
1124 - No.
1125
1126 It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
1127 They heat it up...
1128
1129 Sit down!
1130
1131 ...really hot!
1132 - Listen to me!
1133
1134 We are not them! We're us.
1135 There's us and there's them!
1136
1137 Yes, but who can deny
1138 the heart that is yearning?
1139
1140 There's no yearning.
1141 Stop yearning. Listen to me!
1142
1143 You have got to start thinking bee,
1144 my friend. Thinking bee!
1145
1146 - Thinking bee.
1147 - Thinking bee.
1148
1149 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1150 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1151
1152 There he is. He's in the pool.
1153
1154 You know what your problem is, Barry?
1155
1156 I gotta start thinking bee?
1157
1158 How much longer will this go on?
1159
1160 It's been three days!
1161 Why aren't you working?
1162
1163 I've got a lot of big life decisions
1164 to think about.
1165
1166 What life? You have no life!
1167 You have no job. You're barely a bee!
1168
1169 Would it kill you
1170 to make a little honey?
1171
1172 Barry, come out.
1173 Your father's talking to you.
1174
1175 Martin, would you talk to him?
1176
1177 Barry, I'm talking to you!
1178
1179 You coming?
1180
1181 Got everything?
1182
1183 All set!
1184
1185 Go ahead. I'll catch up.
1186
1187 Don't be too long.
1188
1189 Watch this!
1190
1191 Vanessa!
1192
1193 - We're still here.
1194 - I told you not to yell at him.
1195
1196 He doesn't respond to yelling!
1197
1198 - Then why yell at me?
1199 - Because you don't listen!
1200
1201 I'm not listening to this.
1202
1203 Sorry, I've gotta go.
1204
1205 - Where are you going?
1206 - I'm meeting a friend.
1207
1208 A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
1209
1210 Bye.
1211
1212 I just hope she's Bee-ish.
1213
1214 They have a huge parade
1215 of flowers every year in Pasadena?
1216
1217 To be in the Tournament of Roses,
1218 that's every florist's dream!
1219
1220 Up on a float, surrounded
1221 by flowers, crowds cheering.
1222
1223 A tournament. Do the roses
1224 compete in athletic events?
1225
1226 No. All right, I've got one.
1227 How come you don't fly everywhere?
1228
1229 It's exhausting. Why don't you
1230 run everywhere? It's faster.
1231
1232 Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
1233 All right, your turn.
1234
1235 TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
1236 That's insane!
1237
1238 You don't have that?
1239
1240 We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
1241 It's a horrible, horrible disease.
1242
1243 Oh, my.
1244
1245 Dumb bees!
1246
1247 You must want to sting all those jerks.
1248
1249 We try not to sting.
1250 It's usually fatal for us.
1251
1252 So you have to watch your temper.
1253
1254 Very carefully.
1255 You kick a wall, take a walk,
1256
1257 write an angry letter and throw it out.
1258 Work through it like any emotion:
1259
1260 Anger, jealousy, lust.
1261
1262 Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
1263
1264 Yeah.
1265
1266 - What is wrong with you?!
1267 - It's a bug.
1268
1269 He's not bothering anybody.
1270 Get out of here, you creep!
1271
1272 What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
1273
1274 Yeah, it was. How did you know?
1275
1276 It felt like about 10 pages.
1277 Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
1278
1279 You've really got that
1280 down to a science.
1281
1282 - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
1283 - I'll bet.
1284
1285 What in the name
1286 of Mighty Hercules is this?
1287
1288 How did this get here?
1289 Cute Bee, Golden Blossom,
1290
1291 Ray Liotta Private Select?
1292
1293 - Is he that actor?
1294 - I never heard of him.
1295
1296 - Why is this here?
1297 - For people. We eat it.
1298
1299 You don't have
1300 enough food of your own?
1301
1302 - Well, yes.
1303 - How do you get it?
1304
1305 - Bees make it.
1306 - I know who makes it!
1307
1308 And it's hard to make it!
1309
1310 There's heating, cooling, stirring.
1311 You need a whole Krelman thing!
1312
1313 - It's organic.
1314 - It's our-ganic!
1315
1316 It's just honey, Barry.
1317
1318 Just what?!
1319
1320 Bees don't know about this!
1321 This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
1322
1323 You've taken our homes, schools,
1324 hospitals! This is all we have!
1325
1326 And it's on sale?!
1327 I'm getting to the bottom of this.
1328
1329 I'm getting to the bottom
1330 of all of this!
1331
1332 Hey, Hector.
1333
1334 - You almost done?
1335 - Almost.
1336
1337 He is here. I sense it.
1338
1339 Well, I guess I'll go home now
1340
1341 and just leave this nice honey out,
1342 with no one around.
1343
1344 You're busted, box boy!
1345
1346 I knew I heard something.
1347 So you can talk!
1348
1349 I can talk.
1350 And now you'll start talking!
1351
1352 Where you getting the sweet stuff?
1353 Who's your supplier?
1354
1355 I don't understand.
1356 I thought we were friends.
1357
1358 The last thing we want
1359 to do is upset bees!
1360
1361 You're too late! It's ours now!
1362
1363 You, sir, have crossed
1364 the wrong sword!
1365
1366 You, sir, will be lunch
1367 for my iguana, Ignacio!
1368
1369 Where is the honey coming from?
1370
1371 Tell me where!
1372
1373 Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
1374
1375 Crazy person!
1376
1377 What horrible thing has happened here?
1378
1379 These faces, they never knew
1380 what hit them. And now
1381
1382 they're on the road to nowhere!
1383
1384 Just keep still.
1385
1386 What? You're not dead?
1387
1388 Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
1389 that moves. Where you headed?
1390
1391 To Honey Farms.
1392 I am onto something huge here.
1393
1394 I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
1395 crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
1396
1397 I'm going to Tacoma.
1398
1399 - And you?
1400 - He really is dead.
1401
1402 All right.
1403
1404 Uh-oh!
1405
1406 - What is that?!
1407 - Oh, no!
1408
1409 - A wiper! Triple blade!
1410 - Triple blade?
1411
1412 Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
1413
1414 Why does everything have
1415 to be so doggone clean?!
1416
1417 How much do you people need to see?!
1418
1419 Open your eyes!
1420 Stick your head out the window!
1421
1422 From NPR News in Washington,
1423 I'm Carl Kasell.
1424
1425 But don't kill no more bugs!
1426
1427 - Bee!
1428 - Moose blood guy!!
1429
1430 - You hear something?
1431 - Like what?
1432
1433 Like tiny screaming.
1434
1435 Turn off the radio.
1436
1437 Whassup, bee boy?
1438
1439 Hey, Blood.
1440
1441 Just a row of honey jars,
1442 as far as the eye could see.
1443
1444 Wow!
1445
1446 I assume wherever this truck goes
1447 is where they're getting it.
1448
1449 I mean, that honey's ours.
1450
1451 - Bees hang tight.
1452 - We're all jammed in.
1453
1454 It's a close community.
1455
1456 Not us, man. We on our own.
1457 Every mosquito on his own.
1458
1459 - What if you get in trouble?
1460 - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
1461
1462 Nobody likes us. They just smack.
1463 See a mosquito, smack, smack!
1464
1465 At least you're out in the world.
1466 You must meet girls.
1467
1468 Mosquito girls try to trade up,
1469 get with a moth, dragonfly.
1470
1471 Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
1472
1473 You got to be kidding me!
1474
1475 Mooseblood's about to leave
1476 the building! So long, bee!
1477
1478 - Hey, guys!
1479 - Mooseblood!
1480
1481 I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
1482 Did you bring your crazy straw?
1483
1484 We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
1485 and it's pretty much pure profit.
1486
1487 What is this place?
1488
1489 A bee's got a brain
1490 the size of a pinhead.
1491
1492 They are pinheads!
1493
1494 Pinhead.
1495
1496 - Check out the new smoker.
1497 - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
1498
1499 The Thomas 3000!
1500
1501 Smoker?
1502
1503 Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
1504 Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
1505
1506 A couple breaths of this
1507 knocks them right out.
1508
1509 They make the honey,
1510 and we make the money.
1511
1512 "They make the honey,
1513 and we make the money"?
1514
1515 Oh, my!
1516
1517 What's going on? Are you OK?
1518
1519 Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
1520
1521 Do you know you're
1522 in a fake hive with fake walls?
1523
1524 Our queen was moved here.
1525 We had no choice.
1526
1527 This is your queen?
1528 That's a man in women's clothes!
1529
1530 That's a drag queen!
1531
1532 What is this?
1533
1534 Oh, no!
1535
1536 There's hundreds of them!
1537
1538 Bee honey.
1539
1540 Our honey is being brazenly stolen
1541 on a massive scale!
1542
1543 This is worse than anything bears
1544 have done! I intend to do something.
1545
1546 Oh, Barry, stop.
1547
1548 Who told you humans are taking
1549 our honey? That's a rumor.
1550
1551 Do these look like rumors?
1552
1553 That's a conspiracy theory.
1554 These are obviously doctored photos.
1555
1556 How did you get mixed up in this?
1557
1558 He's been talking to humans.
1559
1560 - What?
1561 - Talking to humans?!
1562
1563 He has a human girlfriend.
1564 And they make out!
1565
1566 Make out? Barry!
1567
1568 We do not.
1569
1570 - You wish you could.
1571 - Whose side are you on?
1572
1573 The bees!
1574
1575 I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
1576 Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
1577
1578 Barry, this is what you want
1579 to do with your life?
1580
1581 I want to do it for all our lives.
1582 Nobody works harder than bees!
1583
1584 Dad, I remember you
1585 coming home so overworked
1586
1587 your hands were still stirring.
1588 You couldn't stop.
1589
1590 I remember that.
1591
1592 What right do they have to our honey?
1593
1594 We live on two cups a year. They put it
1595 in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
1596
1597 Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
1598
1599 Sting them where it really hurts.
1600
1601 In the face! The eye!
1602
1603 - That would hurt.
1604 - No.
1605
1606 Up the nose? That's a killer.
1607
1608 There's only one place you can sting
1609 the humans, one place where it matters.
1610
1611 Hive at Five, the hive's only
1612 full-hour action news source.
1613
1614 No more bee beards!
1615
1616 With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
1617
1618 Weather with Storm Stinger.
1619
1620 Sports with Buzz Larvi.
1621
1622 And Jeanette Chung.
1623
1624 - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
1625 - And I'm Jeanette Chung.
1626
1627 A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
1628
1629 intends to sue the human race
1630 for stealing our honey,
1631
1632 packaging it and profiting
1633 from it illegally!
1634
1635 Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
1636
1637 we'll have three former queens here in
1638 our studio, discussing their new book,
1639
1640 Classy Ladies,
1641 out this week on Hexagon.
1642
1643 Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
1644
1645 Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
1646 from the hive. I can't do this"?
1647
1648 Bees have never been afraid
1649 to change the world.
1650
1651 What about Bee Columbus?
1652 Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
1653
1654 Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
1655
1656 We were thinking
1657 of stickball or candy stores.
1658
1659 How old are you?
1660
1661 The bee community
1662 is supporting you in this case,
1663
1664 which will be the trial
1665 of the bee century.
1666
1667 You know, they have a Larry King
1668 in the human world too.
1669
1670 It's a common name. Next week...
1671
1672 He looks like you and has a show
1673 and suspenders and colored dots...
1674
1675 Next week...
1676
1677 Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
1678 guest even though you just heard 'em.
1679
1680 Bear Week next week!
1681 They're scary, hairy and here live.
1682
1683 Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
1684 squinty eyes, very Jewish.
1685
1686 In tennis, you attack
1687 at the point of weakness!
1688
1689 It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
1690
1691 Honey, her backhand's a joke!
1692 I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
1693
1694 Quiet, please.
1695 Actual work going on here.
1696
1697 - Is that that same bee?
1698 - Yes, it is!
1699
1700 I'm helping him sue the human race.
1701
1702 - Hello.
1703 - Hello, bee.
1704
1705 This is Ken.
1706
1707 Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
1708 ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
1709
1710 Why does he talk again?
1711
1712 Listen, you better go
1713 'cause we're really busy working.
1714
1715 But it's our yogurt night!
1716
1717 Bye-bye.
1718
1719 Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
1720
1721 You poor thing.
1722 You two have been at this for hours!
1723
1724 Yes, and Adam here
1725 has been a huge help.
1726
1727 - Frosting...
1728 - How many sugars?
1729
1730 Just one. I try not
1731 to use the competition.
1732
1733 So why are you helping me?
1734
1735 Bees have good qualities.
1736
1737 And it takes my mind off the shop.
1738
1739 Instead of flowers, people
1740 are giving balloon bouquets now.
1741
1742 Those are great, if you're three.
1743
1744 And artificial flowers.
1745
1746 - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
1747 - Yeah, me too.
1748
1749 Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
1750
1751 Bees must hate those fake things!
1752
1753 Nothing worse
1754 than a daffodil that's had work done.
1755
1756 Maybe this could make up
1757 for it a little bit.
1758
1759 - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
1760 - I guess.
1761
1762 You sure you want to go through with it?
1763
1764 Am I sure? When I'm done with
1765 the humans, they won't be able
1766
1767 to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
1768 without paying a royalty!
1769
1770 It's an incredible scene
1771 here in downtown Manhattan,
1772
1773 where the world anxiously waits,
1774 because for the first time in history,
1775
1776 we will hear for ourselves
1777 if a honeybee can actually speak.
1778
1779 What have we gotten into here, Barry?
1780
1781 It's pretty big, isn't it?
1782
1783 I can't believe how many humans
1784 don't work during the day.
1785
1786 You think billion-dollar multinational
1787 food companies have good lawyers?
1788
1789 Everybody needs to stay
1790 behind the barricade.
1791
1792 - What's the matter?
1793 - I don't know, I just got a chill.
1794
1795 Well, if it isn't the bee team.
1796
1797 You boys work on this?
1798
1799 All rise! The Honorable
1800 Judge Bumbleton presiding.
1801
1802 All right. Case number 4475,
1803
1804 Superior Court of New York,
1805 Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
1806
1807 is now in session.
1808
1809 Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
1810 the five food companies collectively?
1811
1812 A privilege.
1813
1814 Mr. Benson... you're representing
1815 all the bees of the world?
1816
1817 I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
1818 we're ready to proceed.
1819
1820 Mr. Montgomery,
1821 your opening statement, please.
1822
1823 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
1824
1825 my grandmother was a simple woman.
1826
1827 Born on a farm, she believed
1828 it was man's divine right
1829
1830 to benefit from the bounty
1831 of nature God put before us.
1832
1833 If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
1834 Mr. Benson imagines,
1835
1836 just think of what would it mean.
1837
1838 I would have to negotiate
1839 with the silkworm
1840
1841 for the elastic in my britches!
1842
1843 Talking bee!
1844
1845 How do we know this isn't some sort of
1846
1847 holographic motion-picture-capture
1848 Hollywood wizardry?
1849
1850 They could be using laser beams!
1851
1852 Robotics! Ventriloquism!
1853 Cloning! For all we know,
1854
1855 he could be on steroids!
1856
1857 Mr. Benson?
1858
1859 Ladies and gentlemen,
1860 there's no trickery here.
1861
1862 I'm just an ordinary bee.
1863 Honey's pretty important to me.
1864
1865 It's important to all bees.
1866 We invented it!
1867
1868 We make it. And we protect it
1869 with our lives.
1870
1871 Unfortunately, there are
1872 some people in this room
1873
1874 who think they can take it from us
1875
1876 'cause we're the little guys!
1877 I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
1878
1879 you'll see how, by taking our honey,
1880 you not only take everything we have
1881
1882 but everything we are!
1883
1884 I wish he'd dress like that
1885 all the time. So nice!
1886
1887 Call your first witness.
1888
1889 So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
1890 of Honey Farms, big company you have.
1891
1892 I suppose so.
1893
1894 I see you also own
1895 Honeyburton and Honron!
1896
1897 Yes, they provide beekeepers
1898 for our farms.
1899
1900 Beekeeper. I find that
1901 to be a very disturbing term.
1902
1903 I don't imagine you employ
1904 any bee-free-ers, do you?
1905
1906 - No.
1907 - I couldn't hear you.
1908
1909 - No.
1910 - No.
1911
1912 Because you don't free bees.
1913 You keep bees. Not only that,
1914
1915 it seems you thought a bear would be
1916 an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
1917
1918 They're very lovable creatures.
1919
1920 Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
1921
1922 You mean like this?
1923
1924 Bears kill bees!
1925
1926 How'd you like his head crashing
1927 through your living room?!
1928
1929 Biting into your couch!
1930 Spitting out your throw pillows!
1931
1932 OK, that's enough. Take him away.
1933
1934 So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
1935 Your name intrigues me.
1936
1937 - Where have I heard it before?
1938 - I was with a band called The Police.
1939
1940 But you've never been
1941 a police officer, have you?
1942
1943 No, I haven't.
1944
1945 No, you haven't. And so here
1946 we have yet another example
1947
1948 of bee culture casually
1949 stolen by a human
1950
1951 for nothing more than
1952 a prance-about stage name.
1953
1954 Oh, please.
1955
1956 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
1957
1958 Because I'm feeling
1959 a little stung, Sting.
1960
1961 Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
1962
1963 That's not his real name?! You idiots!
1964
1965 Mr. Liotta, first,
1966 belated congratulations on
1967
1968 your Emmy win for a guest spot
1969 on ER in 2005.
1970
1971 Thank you. Thank you.
1972
1973 I see from your resume
1974 that you're devilishly handsome
1975
1976 with a churning inner turmoil
1977 that's ready to blow.
1978
1979 I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
1980
1981 Not yet it isn't. But is this
1982 what it's come to for you?
1983
1984 Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
1985 so you don't
1986
1987 have to rehearse
1988 your part and learn your lines, sir?
1989
1990 Watch it, Benson!
1991 I could blow right now!
1992
1993 This isn't a goodfella.
1994 This is a badfella!
1995
1996 Why doesn't someone just step on
1997 this creep, and we can all go home?!
1998
1999 - Order in this court!
2000 - You're all thinking it!
2001
2002 Order! Order, I say!
2003
2004 - Say it!
2005 - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
2006
2007 I think it was awfully nice
2008 of that bear to pitch in like that.
2009
2010 I think the jury's on our side.
2011
2012 Are we doing everything right, legally?
2013
2014 I'm a florist.
2015
2016 Right. Well, here's to a great team.
2017
2018 To a great team!
2019
2020 Well, hello.
2021
2022 - Ken!
2023 - Hello.
2024
2025 I didn't think you were coming.
2026
2027 No, I was just late.
2028 I tried to call, but... the battery.
2029
2030 I didn't want all this to go to waste,
2031 so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
2032
2033 Oh, that was lucky.
2034
2035 There's a little left.
2036 I could heat it up.
2037
2038 Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
2039
2040 So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
2041
2042 I'm not much for the game myself.
2043 The ball's a little grabby.
2044
2045 That's where I usually sit.
2046 Right... there.
2047
2048 Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
2049
2050 and he agreed with me that eating with
2051 chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
2052
2053 You think I don't see what you're doing?
2054
2055 I know how hard it is to find
2056 the rightjob. We have that in common.
2057
2058 Do we?
2059
2060 Bees have 100 percent employment,
2061 but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
2062
2063 That's just what
2064 I was thinking about doing.
2065
2066 Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
2067 for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
2068
2069 I'm going to drain the old stinger.
2070
2071 Yeah, you do that.
2072
2073 Look at that.
2074
2075 You know, I've just about had it
2076
2077 with your little mind games.
2078
2079 - What's that?
2080 - Italian Vogue.
2081
2082 Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
2083
2084 A lot of ads.
2085
2086 Remember what Van said, why is
2087 your life more valuable than mine?
2088
2089 Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
2090
2091 I think something stinks in here!
2092
2093 I love the smell of flowers.
2094
2095 How do you like the smell of flames?!
2096
2097 Not as much.
2098
2099 Water bug! Not taking sides!
2100
2101 Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
2102 This is pathetic!
2103
2104 I've got issues!
2105
2106 Well, well, well, a royal flush!
2107
2108 - You're bluffing.
2109 - Am I?
2110
2111 Surf's up, dude!
2112
2113 Poo water!
2114
2115 That bowl is gnarly.
2116
2117 Except for those dirty yellow rings!
2118
2119 Kenneth! What are you doing?!
2120
2121 You know, I don't even like honey!
2122 I don't eat it!
2123
2124 We need to talk!
2125
2126 He's just a little bee!
2127
2128 And he happens to be
2129 the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
2130
2131 Long time? What are you talking about?!
2132 Are there other bugs in your life?
2133
2134 No, but there are other things bugging
2135 me in life. And you're one of them!
2136
2137 Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
2138
2139 My nerves are fried from riding
2140 on this emotional roller coaster!
2141
2142 Goodbye, Ken.
2143
2144 And for your information,
2145
2146 I prefer sugar-free, artificial
2147 sweeteners made by man!
2148
2149 I'm sorry about all that.
2150
2151 I know it's got
2152 an aftertaste! I like it!
2153
2154 I always felt there was some kind
2155 of barrier between Ken and me.
2156
2157 I couldn't overcome it.
2158 Oh, well.
2159
2160 Are you OK for the trial?
2161
2162 I believe Mr. Montgomery
2163 is about out of ideas.
2164
2165 We would like to call
2166 Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
2167
2168 Good idea! You can really see why he's
2169 considered one of the best lawyers...
2170
2171 Yeah.
2172
2173 Layton, you've
2174 gotta weave some magic
2175
2176 with this jury,
2177 or it's gonna be all over.
2178
2179 Don't worry. The only thing I have
2180 to do to turn this jury around
2181
2182 is to remind them
2183 of what they don't like about bees.
2184
2185 - You got the tweezers?
2186 - Are you allergic?
2187
2188 Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
2189
2190 Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
2191 what I think we'd all like to know.
2192
2193 What exactly is your relationship
2194
2195 to that woman?
2196
2197 We're friends.
2198
2199 - Good friends?
2200 - Yes.
2201
2202 How good? Do you live together?
2203
2204 Wait a minute...
2205
2206 Are you her little...
2207
2208 ...bedbug?
2209
2210 I've seen a bee documentary or two.
2211 From what I understand,
2212
2213 doesn't your queen give birth
2214 to all the bee children?
2215
2216 - Yeah, but...
2217 - So those aren't your real parents!
2218
2219 - Oh, Barry...
2220 - Yes, they are!
2221
2222 Hold me back!
2223
2224 You're an illegitimate bee,
2225 aren't you, Benson?
2226
2227 He's denouncing bees!
2228
2229 Don't y'all date your cousins?
2230
2231 - Objection!
2232 - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
2233
2234 Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
2235
2236 Oh, I'm hit!!
2237
2238 Oh, lordy, I am hit!
2239
2240 Order! Order!
2241
2242 The venom! The venom
2243 is coursing through my veins!
2244
2245 I have been felled
2246 by a winged beast of destruction!
2247
2248 You see? You can't treat them
2249 like equals! They're striped savages!
2250
2251 Stinging's the only thing
2252 they know! It's their way!
2253
2254 - Adam, stay with me.
2255 - I can't feel my legs.
2256
2257 What angel of mercy
2258 will come forward to suck the poison
2259
2260 from my heaving buttocks?
2261
2262 I will have order in this court. Order!
2263
2264 Order, please!
2265
2266 The case of the honeybees
2267 versus the human race
2268
2269 took a pointed turn against the bees
2270
2271 yesterday when one of their legal
2272 team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
2273
2274 - Hey, buddy.
2275 - Hey.
2276
2277 - Is there much pain?
2278 - Yeah.
2279
2280 I...
2281
2282 I blew the whole case, didn't I?
2283
2284 It doesn't matter. What matters is
2285 you're alive. You could have died.
2286
2287 I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
2288
2289 They got it from the cafeteria
2290 downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
2291
2292 Look, there's
2293 a little celery still on it.
2294
2295 What was it like to sting someone?
2296
2297 I can't explain it. It was all...
2298
2299 All adrenaline and then...
2300 and then ecstasy!
2301
2302 All right.
2303
2304 You think it was all a trap?
2305
2306 Of course. I'm sorry.
2307 I flew us right into this.
2308
2309 What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
2310 just a couple of bugs in this world.
2311
2312 What will the humans do to us
2313 if they win?
2314
2315 I don't know.
2316
2317 I hear they put the roaches in motels.
2318 That doesn't sound so bad.
2319
2320 Adam, they check in,
2321 but they don't check out!
2322
2323 Oh, my.
2324
2325 Could you get a nurse
2326 to close that window?
2327
2328 - Why?
2329 - The smoke.
2330
2331 Bees don't smoke.
2332
2333 Right. Bees don't smoke.
2334
2335 Bees don't smoke!
2336 But some bees are smoking.
2337
2338 That's it! That's our case!
2339
2340 It is? It's not over?
2341
2342 Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
2343
2344 Get back to the court and stall.
2345 Stall any way you can.
2346
2347 And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
2348
2349 Mr. Flayman.
2350
2351 Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
2352
2353 Where is the rest of your team?
2354
2355 Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
2356
2357 Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
2358
2359 and as a result,
2360 we don't make very good time.
2361
2362 I actually heard a funny story about...
2363
2364 Your Honor,
2365 haven't these ridiculous bugs
2366
2367 taken up enough
2368 of this court's valuable time?
2369
2370 How much longer will we allow
2371 these absurd shenanigans to go on?
2372
2373 They have presented no compelling
2374 evidence to support their charges
2375
2376 against my clients,
2377 who run legitimate businesses.
2378
2379 I move for a complete dismissal
2380 of this entire case!
2381
2382 Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
2383
2384 to have to consider
2385 Mr. Montgomery's motion.
2386
2387 But you can't! We have a terrific case.
2388
2389 Where is your proof?
2390 Where is the evidence?
2391
2392 Show me the smoking gun!
2393
2394 Hold it, Your Honor!
2395 You want a smoking gun?
2396
2397 Here is your smoking gun.
2398
2399 What is that?
2400
2401 It's a bee smoker!
2402
2403 What, this?
2404 This harmless little contraption?
2405
2406 This couldn't hurt a fly,
2407 let alone a bee.
2408
2409 Look at what has happened
2410
2411 to bees who have never been asked,
2412 "Smoking or non?"
2413
2414 Is this what nature intended for us?
2415
2416 To be forcibly addicted
2417 to smoke machines
2418
2419 and man-made wooden slat work camps?
2420
2421 Living out our lives as honey slaves
2422 to the white man?
2423
2424 - What are we gonna do?
2425 - He's playing the species card.
2426
2427 Ladies and gentlemen, please,
2428 free these bees!
2429
2430 Free the bees! Free the bees!
2431
2432 Free the bees!
2433
2434 Free the bees! Free the bees!
2435
2436 The court finds in favor of the bees!
2437
2438 Vanessa, we won!
2439
2440 I knew you could do it! High-five!
2441
2442 Sorry.
2443
2444 I'm OK! You know what this means?
2445
2446 All the honey
2447 will finally belong to the bees.
2448
2449 Now we won't have
2450 to work so hard all the time.
2451
2452 This is an unholy perversion
2453 of the balance of nature, Benson.
2454
2455 You'll regret this.
2456
2457 Barry, how much honey is out there?
2458
2459 All right. One at a time.
2460
2461 Barry, who are you wearing?
2462
2463 My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
2464 and I have no pants.
2465
2466 - What if Montgomery's right?
2467 - What do you mean?
2468
2469 We've been living the bee way
2470 a long time, 27 million years.
2471
2472 Congratulations on your victory.
2473 What will you demand as a settlement?
2474
2475 First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
2476 of all bee work camps.
2477
2478 Then we want back the honey
2479 that was ours to begin with,
2480
2481 every last drop.
2482
2483 We demand an end to the glorification
2484 of the bear as anything more
2485
2486 than a filthy, smelly,
2487 bad-breath stink machine.
2488
2489 We're all aware
2490 of what they do in the woods.
2491
2492 Wait for my signal.
2493
2494 Take him out.
2495
2496 He'll have nauseous
2497 for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
2498
2499 And we will no longer tolerate
2500 bee-negative nicknames...
2501
2502 But it's just a prance-about stage name!
2503
2504 ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
2505 in bogus health products
2506
2507 and la-dee-da human
2508 tea-time snack garnishments.
2509
2510 Can't breathe.
2511
2512 Bring it in, boys!
2513
2514 Hold it right there! Good.
2515
2516 Tap it.
2517
2518 Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
2519 and there's gallons more coming!
2520
2521 - I think we need to shut down!
2522 - Shut down? We've never shut down.
2523
2524 Shut down honey production!
2525
2526 Stop making honey!
2527
2528 Turn your key, sir!
2529
2530 What do we do now?
2531
2532 Cannonball!
2533
2534 We're shutting honey production!
2535
2536 Mission abort.
2537
2538 Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
2539 Returning to base.
2540
2541 Adam, you wouldn't believe
2542 how much honey was out there.
2543
2544 Oh, yeah?
2545
2546 What's going on? Where is everybody?
2547
2548 - Are they out celebrating?
2549 - They're home.
2550
2551 They don't know what to do.
2552 Laying out, sleeping in.
2553
2554 I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way
2555 to San Antonio with a cricket.
2556
2557 At least we got our honey back.
2558
2559 Sometimes I think, so what if humans
2560 liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
2561
2562 It's the greatest thing in the world!
2563 I was excited to be part of making it.
2564
2565 This was my new desk. This was my
2566 new job. I wanted to do it really well.
2567
2568 And now...
2569
2570 Now I can't.
2571
2572 I don't understand
2573 why they're not happy.
2574
2575 I thought their lives would be better!
2576
2577 They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
2578 Honey really changes people.
2579
2580 You don't have any idea
2581 what's going on, do you?
2582
2583 - What did you want to show me?
2584 - This.
2585
2586 What happened here?
2587
2588 That is not the half of it.
2589
2590 Oh, no. Oh, my.
2591
2592 They're all wilting.
2593
2594 Doesn't look very good, does it?
2595
2596 No.
2597
2598 And whose fault do you think that is?
2599
2600 You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
2601
2602 Bees?
2603
2604 Specifically, me.
2605
2606 I didn't think bees not needing to make
2607 honey would affect all these things.
2608
2609 It's notjust flowers.
2610 Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
2611
2612 That's our whole SAT test right there.
2613
2614 Take away produce, that affects
2615 the entire animal kingdom.
2616
2617 And then, of course...
2618
2619 The human species?
2620
2621 So if there's no more pollination,
2622
2623 it could all just go south here,
2624 couldn't it?
2625
2626 I know this is also partly my fault.
2627
2628 How about a suicide pact?
2629
2630 How do we do it?
2631
2632 - I'll sting you, you step on me.
2633 - Thatjust kills you twice.
2634
2635 Right, right.
2636
2637 Listen, Barry...
2638 sorry, but I gotta get going.
2639
2640 I had to open my mouth and talk.
2641
2642 Vanessa?
2643
2644 Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
2645 Where are you going?
2646
2647 To the final Tournament of Roses parade
2648 in Pasadena.
2649
2650 They've moved it to this weekend
2651 because all the flowers are dying.
2652
2653 It's the last chance
2654 I'll ever have to see it.
2655
2656 Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
2657 I never meant it to turn out like this.
2658
2659 I know. Me neither.
2660
2661 Tournament of Roses.
2662 Roses can't do sports.
2663
2664 Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
2665
2666 Roses!
2667
2668 Vanessa!
2669
2670 Roses?!
2671
2672 Barry?
2673
2674 - Roses are flowers!
2675 - Yes, they are.
2676
2677 Flowers, bees, pollen!
2678
2679 I know.
2680 That's why this is the last parade.
2681
2682 Maybe not.
2683 Could you ask him to slow down?
2684
2685 Could you slow down?
2686
2687 Barry!
2688
2689 OK, I made a huge mistake.
2690 This is a total disaster, all my fault.
2691
2692 Yes, it kind of is.
2693
2694 I've ruined the planet.
2695 I wanted to help you
2696
2697 with the flower shop.
2698 I've made it worse.
2699
2700 Actually, it's completely closed down.
2701
2702 I thought maybe you were remodeling.
2703
2704 But I have another idea, and it's
2705 greater than my previous ideas combined.
2706
2707 I don't want to hear it!
2708
2709 All right, they have the roses,
2710 the roses have the pollen.
2711
2712 I know every bee, plant
2713 and flower bud in this park.
2714
2715 All we gotta do is get what they've got
2716 back here with what we've got.
2717
2718 - Bees.
2719 - Park.
2720
2721 - Pollen!
2722 - Flowers.
2723
2724 - Repollination!
2725 - Across the nation!
2726
2727 Tournament of Roses,
2728 Pasadena, California.
2729
2730 They've got nothing
2731 but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
2732
2733 Security will be tight.
2734
2735 I have an idea.
2736
2737 Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
2738
2739 Official floral business. It's real.
2740
2741 Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
2742
2743 Thank you. It was a gift.
2744
2745 Once inside,
2746 we just pick the right float.
2747
2748 How about The Princess and the Pea?
2749
2750 I could be the princess,
2751 and you could be the pea!
2752
2753 Yes, I got it.
2754
2755 - Where should I sit?
2756 - What are you?
2757
2758 - I believe I'm the pea.
2759 - The pea?
2760
2761 It goes under the mattresses.
2762
2763 - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
2764 - I'm getting the marshal.
2765
2766 You do that!
2767 This whole parade is a fiasco!
2768
2769 Let's see what this baby'll do.
2770
2771 Hey, what are you doing?!
2772
2773 Then all we do
2774 is blend in with traffic...
2775
2776 ...without arousing suspicion.
2777
2778 Once at the airport,
2779 there's no stopping us.
2780
2781 Stop! Security.
2782
2783 - You and your insect pack your float?
2784 - Yes.
2785
2786 Has it been
2787 in your possession the entire time?
2788
2789 Would you remove your shoes?
2790
2791 - Remove your stinger.
2792 - It's part of me.
2793
2794 I know. Just having some fun.
2795 Enjoy your flight.
2796
2797 Then if we're lucky, we'll have
2798 just enough pollen to do the job.
2799
2800 Can you believe how lucky we are? We
2801 have just enough pollen to do the job!
2802
2803 I think this is gonna work.
2804
2805 It's got to work.
2806
2807 Attention, passengers,
2808 this is Captain Scott.
2809
2810 We have a bit of bad weather
2811 in New York.
2812
2813 It looks like we'll experience
2814 a couple hours delay.
2815
2816 Barry, these are cut flowers
2817 with no water. They'll never make it.
2818
2819 I gotta get up there
2820 and talk to them.
2821
2822 Be careful.
2823
2824 Can I get help
2825 with the Sky Mall magazine?
2826
2827 I'd like to order the talking
2828 inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
2829
2830 Captain, I'm in a real situation.
2831
2832 - What'd you say, Hal?
2833 - Nothing.
2834
2835 Bee!
2836
2837 Don't freak out! My entire species...
2838
2839 What are you doing?
2840
2841 - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
2842 - Who's an attorney?
2843
2844 Don't move.
2845
2846 Oh, Barry.
2847
2848 Good afternoon, passengers.
2849 This is your captain.
2850
2851 Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
2852 please report to the cockpit?
2853
2854 And please hurry!
2855
2856 What happened here?
2857
2858 There was a DustBuster,
2859 a toupee, a life raft exploded.
2860
2861 One's bald, one's in a boat,
2862 they're both unconscious!
2863
2864 - Is that another bee joke?
2865 - No!
2866
2867 No one's flying the plane!
2868
2869 This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
2870 What's your status?
2871
2872 This is Vanessa Bloome.
2873 I'm a florist from New York.
2874
2875 Where's the pilot?
2876
2877 He's unconscious,
2878 and so is the copilot.
2879
2880 Not good. Does anyone onboard
2881 have flight experience?
2882
2883 As a matter of fact, there is.
2884
2885 - Who's that?
2886 - Barry Benson.
2887
2888 From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
2889
2890 Vanessa, this is nothing more
2891 than a big metal bee.
2892
2893 It's got giant wings, huge engines.
2894
2895 I can't fly a plane.
2896
2897 - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
2898 - Yes.
2899
2900 How hard could it be?
2901
2902 Wait, Barry!
2903 We're headed into some lightning.
2904
2905 This is Bob Bumble. We have some
2906 late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
2907
2908 where a suspenseful scene
2909 is developing.
2910
2911 Barry Benson,
2912 fresh from his legal victory...
2913
2914 That's Barry!
2915
2916 ...is attempting to land a plane,
2917 loaded with people, flowers
2918
2919 and an incapacitated flight crew.
2920
2921 Flowers?!
2922
2923 We have a storm in the area
2924 and two individuals at the controls
2925
2926 with absolutely no flight experience.
2927
2928 Just a minute.
2929 There's a bee on that plane.
2930
2931 I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
2932 and his no-account compadres.
2933
2934 They've done enough damage.
2935
2936 But isn't he your only hope?
2937
2938 Technically, a bee
2939 shouldn't be able to fly at all.
2940
2941 Their wings are too small...
2942
2943 Haven't we heard this a million times?
2944
2945 "The surface area of the wings
2946 and body mass make no sense."
2947
2948 - Get this on the air!
2949 - Got it.
2950
2951 - Stand by.
2952 - We're going live.
2953
2954 The way we work may be a mystery to you.
2955
2956 Making honey takes a lot of bees
2957 doing a lot of small jobs.
2958
2959 But let me tell you about a small job.
2960
2961 If you do it well,
2962 it makes a big difference.
2963
2964 More than we realized.
2965 To us, to everyone.
2966
2967 That's why I want to get bees
2968 back to working together.
2969
2970 That's the bee way!
2971 We're not made of Jell-O.
2972
2973 We get behind a fellow.
2974
2975 - Black and yellow!
2976 - Hello!
2977
2978 Left, right, down, hover.
2979
2980 - Hover?
2981 - Forget hover.
2982
2983 This isn't so hard.
2984 Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
2985
2986 Barry, what happened?!
2987
2988 Wait, I think we were
2989 on autopilot the whole time.
2990
2991 - That may have been helping me.
2992 - And now we're not!
2993
2994 So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
2995
2996 All of you, let's get
2997 behind this fellow! Move it out!
2998
2999 Move out!
3000
3001 Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
3002 you copy me with the wings of the plane!
3003
3004 Don't have to yell.
3005
3006 I'm not yelling!
3007 We're in a lot of trouble.
3008
3009 It's very hard to concentrate
3010 with that panicky tone in your voice!
3011
3012 It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
3013
3014 I can't do this!
3015
3016 Vanessa, pull yourself together.
3017 You have to snap out of it!
3018
3019 You snap out of it.
3020
3021 You snap out of it.
3022
3023 - You snap out of it!
3024 - You snap out of it!
3025
3026 - You snap out of it!
3027 - You snap out of it!
3028
3029 - You snap out of it!
3030 - You snap out of it!
3031
3032 - Hold it!
3033 - Why? Come on, it's my turn.
3034
3035 How is the plane flying?
3036
3037 I don't know.
3038
3039 Hello?
3040
3041 Benson, got any flowers
3042 for a happy occasion in there?
3043
3044 The Pollen Jocks!
3045
3046 They do get behind a fellow.
3047
3048 - Black and yellow.
3049 - Hello.
3050
3051 All right, let's drop this tin can
3052 on the blacktop.
3053
3054 Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
3055
3056 No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
3057
3058 Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
3059
3060 - Thinking bee.
3061 - Thinking bee.
3062
3063 Thinking bee!
3064 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
3065
3066 Wait a minute.
3067 I think I'm feeling something.
3068
3069 - What?
3070 - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
3071
3072 Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
3073
3074 Bring the nose down.
3075
3076 Thinking bee!
3077 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
3078
3079 - What in the world is on the tarmac?
3080 - Get some lights on that!
3081
3082 Thinking bee!
3083 Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
3084
3085 - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
3086 - OK.
3087
3088 Cut the engines. We're going in
3089 on bee power. Ready, boys?
3090
3091 Affirmative!
3092
3093 Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
3094
3095 Land on that flower!
3096
3097 Ready? Full reverse!
3098
3099 Spin it around!
3100
3101 - Not that flower! The other one!
3102 - Which one?
3103
3104 - That flower.
3105 - I'm aiming at the flower!
3106
3107 That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
3108 I mean the giant pulsating flower
3109
3110 made of millions of bees!
3111
3112 Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
3113
3114 Rotate around it.
3115
3116 - This is insane, Barry!
3117 - This's the only way I know how to fly.
3118
3119 Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
3120 flying in an insect-like pattern?
3121
3122 Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
3123 Smell it. Full reverse!
3124
3125 Just drop it. Be a part of it.
3126
3127 Aim for the center!
3128
3129 Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
3130
3131 Come on, already.
3132
3133 Barry, we did it!
3134 You taught me how to fly!
3135
3136 - Yes. No high-five!
3137 - Right.
3138
3139 Barry, it worked!
3140 Did you see the giant flower?
3141
3142 What giant flower? Where? Of course
3143 I saw the flower! That was genius!
3144
3145 - Thank you.
3146 - But we're not done yet.
3147
3148 Listen, everyone!
3149
3150 This runway is covered
3151 with the last pollen
3152
3153 from the last flowers
3154 available anywhere on Earth.
3155
3156 That means this is our last chance.
3157
3158 We're the only ones who make honey,
3159 pollinate flowers and dress like this.
3160
3161 If we're gonna survive as a species,
3162 this is our moment! What do you say?
3163
3164 Are we going to be bees, orjust
3165 Museum of Natural History keychains?
3166
3167 We're bees!
3168
3169 Keychain!
3170
3171 Then follow me! Except Keychain.
3172
3173 Hold on, Barry. Here.
3174
3175 You've earned this.
3176
3177 Yeah!
3178
3179 I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
3180 fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
3181
3182 Oh, yeah.
3183
3184 That's our Barry.
3185
3186 Mom! The bees are back!
3187
3188 If anybody needs
3189 to make a call, now's the time.
3190
3191 I got a feeling we'll be
3192 working late tonight!
3193
3194 Here's your change. Have a great
3195 afternoon! Can I help who's next?
3196
3197 Would you like some honey with that?
3198 It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
3199
3200 Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
3201 And I don't see a nickel!
3202
3203 Sometimes I just feel
3204 like a piece of meat!
3205
3206 I had no idea.
3207
3208 Barry, I'm sorry.
3209 Have you got a moment?
3210
3211 Would you excuse me?
3212 My mosquito associate will help you.
3213
3214 Sorry I'm late.
3215
3216 He's a lawyer too?
3217
3218 I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
3219 All I needed was a briefcase.
3220
3221 Have a great afternoon!
3222
3223 Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
3224 and I can't get them anywhere.
3225
3226 No problem, Vannie.
3227 Just leave it to me.
3228
3229 You're a lifesaver, Barry.
3230 Can I help who's next?
3231
3232 All right, scramble, jocks!
3233 It's time to fly.
3234
3235 Thank you, Barry!
3236
3237 That bee is living my life!
3238
3239 Let it go, Kenny.
3240
3241 - When will this nightmare end?!
3242 - Let it all go.
3243
3244 - Beautiful day to fly.
3245 - Sure is.
3246
3247 Between you and me,
3248 I was dying to get out of that office.
3249
3250 You have got
3251 to start thinking bee, my friend.
3252
3253 - Thinking bee!
3254 - Me?
3255
3256 Hold it. Let's just stop
3257 for a second. Hold it.
3258
3259 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
3260 Can we stop here?
3261
3262 I'm not making a major life decision
3263 during a production number!
3264
3265 All right. Take ten, everybody.
3266 Wrap it up, guys.
3267
3268 I had virtually no rehearsal for that.